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I HAVE BEEN COLLECTING FRIENDS FOR MANY YEARS NOW, YOU COULD ALMOST SAY IT'S A HOBBY...

Owen (My fag) When not trying to look like a refugee from an 80s pop video, he is asleep. I suppose I should say that I love him dearly before I get beaten up grin Most likely to say: “Ooo, he's nice...”

	Jonathan (My fag hag) I've known Jonathan for aaaages...he was one of the first people I trusted enough to tell about my sexuality and he's brill! Most likely to say Anything containing the words “Sheffield Wednesday”

Susie (My Mother) Well...me mum is one of my best mates as well, so why not ;o) Anyway, when not trying to look like a refugee from an 80s pop video (OK, so it's an old photo), she can be found in the 90s doing managery things in Norwich and generally abusing credit cards grin Most likely to say: “Oh pigswillies”

	Nikki (My ex boyf who is now a girl) Stubborn as old boots, but I love her :o) She's about to leave me and bugger off to Australia with Richard (see below) and expects me to save up enough money to travel there. Selfish ol' cow grin Most likely to say: “No, actually you're wrong...”

Richard Occasionally on IRC as ‘esoteric’ and ‘SHAGMATIC’ I've known him a fair few years now. He's lovely, fluffy and lovely. Oh, did I mention lovely? Off to discover the brave new world of Australia with a mad tranny and a blonde nurse, one wonders how he will cope. Most likely to say “Ooh, he's nice...”

	Salvador Where do I start? I think he came with the flat...although I'm not too sure. I met him after removing him from Owen's face in GAY and asking him who he was. He replied “Salvador” and then jumped right back in there again. Most likely to say (to complete strangers): “Hello, you're cute, can I sleep with you?”

nickety I think I've known him for about a year now, I think we probably met in Ku Bar and knowing us we were probably drunken :o) He's a sweetie and it's almost a full time job trying to keep Owen's hands off... Most likely to say “Triple Archers and Lemonade, please...”

	Andrew Andrew is someone I've only just recently met, he's a real sweetie and nowhere near as butch as this pic makes him look :o) Most likely to say: “Dead puppies, dead puppies, dead puppies...”

Rover He's loud and he's northern, but don't hold it against him, he's gorgeous...if you're a cute skinhead, run very fast :o) Most likely to shout (in a pissed manner...) “I LUV EWE!”

	Mark I once described him to Rover as being "not very camp" then he turned up and sat for 15 minutes in Ku filing his nails...grin...He's a sweetie :o) Most likely to say: “She didn't...She never!?”